@TheOnion this is actually sad
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@TheOnion "Don't touch dad's special water bottle." -
@TheOnion " I just gotta make sure the light bulb in the garage hasn't burned out." -
@TheOnion "I need to check the mouse trap behind the water heater." -
@vespertinepagan Don't you wish people were really that appreciative?
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@TheOnion This is SO not funny. OMG, Not funny.....so not funny. I'm laughing my drunken ass off. Yes it hurts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm sure that dude is thrilled to be the face of this lampoon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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