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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Nov 2015

    Editorial Cartoon: 'Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Nitrite' http://onion.com/1kzsMG6 pic.twitter.com/1dYFKJkrkn

    7:00 AM - 8 Nov 2015
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    19 replies 66 retweets 170 likes
      1. The Scarier Pib‏ @PibPasquale 8 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this satirical cartoon on this parody news website has GONE TOO FAR

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      1. Gene Ha‏ @GeneHa 8 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lots of great pro-bacon humor online. @TheOnion's editorial cartoon is never funny, always pedantic. #EZTarget #Miss

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      1. Delusional Sunset‏ @TheFireflyGrave 8 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion I wanna grow up to be a Tofu Tycoon!

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      1. temacube‏ @temacube 8 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion tofu tycoons lol

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      1. GodShuffledMyFeet‏ @LordWhatAMess 8 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion A.S.I.N.I.N.E , how fucking dare she promote healthy food. .... damn it!! well actually looks like like it michgt be a #gop ad so

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      1. Gene Ha‏ @GeneHa 8 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion's editorial cartoon is the ONE regular feature that ALWAYS sucks. Great movie reviews (parody & serious) articles horoscope etc

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      1.  🐝 🐝 #AlwaysWithHer  🐝 🐝‏ @Dev0ra 8 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Stupid.

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      1. Michael Ford‏ @mkford2 8 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Sick

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      1. Alfred rico‏ @Alfredrico1 8 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Over the top much.

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      1. Unknown Novel‏ @Unknown_Novel 8 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion First one of these I've seen that actually makes sense. Sorta.

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      1. Hank gunderson‏ @Vawmtsamsiyu 8 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion damn tofu tycoons

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      1. Funny Grows On Trees‏ @FunnyGrows 8 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/g1hX1irOL9

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      1. K Blank‏ @kjblank80 8 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion she always seems like there is seething hatred and immense anger under her skin, there is a reason they restrict her public access

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      1. maddie hayes‏ @Airemaddie 8 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Sadly, you are being undercut these days by other sites with real headlines so outrageous that folks think it is the Onion.

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      1. Kristen Harrison‏ @krisnotkristen 8 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion I love your political cartoon parodies; they are SUPPOSED to be incomprehensible

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      2. docxen‏ @docxen 8 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion my nieces and nephew not eating school lunches cause of that woman ....for once the onion isn't making up a story

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      3. docxen‏ @docxen 8 Nov 2015
        Replying to @docxen

        @TheOnion should tie her ass to a stake and burn her

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