@TheOnion Only for satin worshippers.
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@TheOnion comes in at a cool $39.95.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@danamelcher are you getting one? -
@JustinThesing@TheOnion already have like 3. Wearing one currently. Christmas Red with white fur trim is draped over my left ear.
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@TheOnion Why the fuck do you keep posting that Victoria's Secret joke ad every day?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Donald Trump's response: "It fits...with an inch to spare."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The possibilities are endless. I could only imagine the allure of draping it across my eye like an eyepatch, a sexy pirate angel.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would pay for that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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