@TheOnion @FantonEsquire that's when we check 'out the back' for what he's after #lastwordonthatone #sorryoutofstock
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@TheOnion in other local news, store employee winds up being even more incompetent than local shopper originally feared.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I know some girls like that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wait for itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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