@TheOnion "groundbreaking" 


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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You don't have to postpone gratification if you never achieve gratification.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lies all liesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion amen to that, I am positively waiting, trying anyway!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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