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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Nov 2015

    Ben Carson Tormented By Periodic Rational Thoughts http://onion.com/1S3vQ8d pic.twitter.com/SrksqI1MFu

    11:30 AM - 6 Nov 2015
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      2. fog  👹‏Verified account @progducto 6 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @katemctiriss

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      3. DC | Kate “Kate” Mitchell‏ @KateMitchellOW 6 Nov 2015
        Replying to @progducto

        @progducto @TheOnion i wonder why he thinks there are corpses in the pyramids

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      2. Sal Manacotti‏ @WheresSal 6 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Ben Carson Tormented By Periodic Rational Thoughts http://onion.com/1S3vQ8d  pic.twitter.com/Envz0tORCj” @mharrelson79 LMAO

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      4. Sal Manacotti‏ @WheresSal 7 Nov 2015
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        @mharrelson79 I know hahahaha

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      1. DertyHarry‏ @charliecalley63 6 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion I've been tormented by a 20 feet tall woman raping me in my dreams

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      1. hex grl‏ @pineNUTZ666 6 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @cosmonomicon this articles makes me lol every time

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      1. John Hope‏ @jghope 6 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @DanBarreiroKFAN Just not funny. It was supposed to be funny...right?

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      1. ACL‏ @locka99 6 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion you have to feel a little sorry for republicans. A genuine minority stands for nomination and he turns out to be stone cold mad.

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      2. katie b‏ @bbom713 6 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Giving me a good chuckle with that one!

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      1. Kay ashman(mod,cons)‏ @ashman_kay 9 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @FarBensen This is God speakin 2 him. U wouldn't get that. U would have 2 have an open mind & open heart.I pray u do b 4 2 late.

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      1. Scotty Mac‏ @filmtvbooks 7 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion u see him panic at CNN news conference. His a fraud, flake, cult follower who lies

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      1. Pjavahead‏ @pjavahead 6 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion maybe Dr. Ben can use those surgery skills to excise the pesky scientific parts of his brain.

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      1. Shirley Montgomery‏ @samonty5 6 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Funny is an understatement. Is he really serious? We need a "stable" leader not one who hears voices.

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      1. fellow white (filth)‏ @dejanswi 6 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Thank you for doing this.pic.twitter.com/uc5QFyN3lS

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      1. Hawkeye005‏ @Hawkeye005 6 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion I love those scenes in Full Metal Jacket of Drill Sargent Hillary. Her rendition of the Virgin Mary is priceless.

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      1. Jonathan Wade Meyer‏ @tigermeyer 6 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Please, you libs wish you could be as smart as this man.

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