@TheOnion I'll see if I can jump into a furnace ... just before I think my time is up!
I trust my own judgment.
(lol)
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@TheOnion I can't afford to die, true story potters field here I come
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@TheOnion I'll tell my family to toss me in a lake if the rates are gonna increase!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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