@TheOnion @Chase_a_saurus Tillotson.
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@potatosacs7 "and what'll you have sir?" "Oh I'll just mooch off the other plates."
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@TheOnion@DashLeander $40 dollas worth of nooner items plzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sorry, but I can't eat an entree til I've had nachos AND mozzarella sticksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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