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@TheOnion Jacketed lead pollution is the leading cause of high velocity lead poisoningThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@a7_FIN_SWE@TheOnion Racine, WI native here. Visiting Adler Planetarium or Shedd Aquarium always felt like visiting Blade Runner's L.A. -
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@TheOnion@RetepBocaj42 This is true. I can tell you from experienceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Jewtastic 99.9% Gang bangers...most residents, I am 1 of those, say...keep it up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@WingsofCrystal In a parallel study by the EPA that cost $ 100M it was found that bullets reduces a victim's carbon footprint.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The rest is cigarette smoke and loud car stereo music.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that one may be a true story.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion now that's funny cause#guncontrol worksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@OmahaHaney Chicago bang bangThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not even funny.. It's just SADThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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