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@TheOnion He could move the alarm clock, use a plastic 'glass' !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i went to bed with a glass on my table last night for the first time in yeaaaars and woke up to this article (but no mess!)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@stefferonipizza TY for this. I do that too. Recently switched to small plastic water bottle. No breakage but rolls under bed
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@TheOnion@shaybaybayz me with ur nightstand -
@kristen_slater@TheOnion lol too true, not once but twice. That takes skill
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@TheOnion @OfficailMrMKing this is youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SuperWiiUBros That was the worst Onion article I have ever read.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Stop making fun of me. I need that glass of water despite its spillage ruining 1 iPhone, causing ceiling leak & wetting the cat.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I know someone who cut his hand wide open w this set-up, trying to "end the alarm clock" one morning. Made a mess indeed, he did.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Mess In Middle Of NightThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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