@TheOnion I can't wait for the approval of medicinal hookers.
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@TheOnion@zilbernet "Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out!"http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Summer_of_4_Ft._2/Quotes …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@PyroMonkeyUNO I know who's first in line.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they gonna have a explotion of healthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ask your doctor if explosives are right for you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Will this extend the lifetimes of the boomer generation?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JohnKeyMustGo would be more believable if it was north of the borderThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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