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@TheOnion For me it was the first time I went shopping and I realized I could buy salted butter if I wanted to. I didn't want to. Cristal!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion access removed to change the thermostat? That should have been done during marriage, could have saved it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Kids still have access, but only friday through sunday. - End of conversation
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