@TheOnion @Maggie_McNeill If voters weren't such idiots, they could accomplish the same effect without the property damage every 2 years.
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@TheOnion@BernardKingIII I liked this so much that I clicked on that damn heart.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Slash-and-Burn politicsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is it a coincidence that this piece was written a few days before Guy Fawkes Day? I don't think so...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that should work@wackyterbacky5@robbiehart21Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...as the NSA tracks every like and retweetThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I need to unfollow everyone else so The Onion is always in my newsfeed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If only....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@scotthortonshow It's "creative destruction." New technology arises to replace outmoded methods.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion IRAN DEAL THANKS OBAMAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Starting the Twitter Outrage Clock in 4-3-2-1...start!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@redsteeze If we could only make it happen.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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