@TheOnion I think that's a thermostat. Which makes the story even sadder.
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@TheOnion@galleriegirl omg the replies -
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@TheOnion Don't forget about changing the Netflix password!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion MY ex locked me out of OUR joint bank account the day BEFORE she asked me to leave the house & used MY tax refund to pay her debt!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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