@TheOnion @greasyygopher at first I read this as if he was a 2001 graduate and she was a junior in high school now...........
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@TheOnion isn't this an old@JerrySeinfeld bit?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion michael...booolten?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ReformedBroker Having grown up in small town Sconnie I appreciate the research here. I worked at Copps and never got that. WTF?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@mattknudsen love is over rated. Biologically no different than eating mass amount of chocolate. Soul mates? No such thingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ReformedBroker Amazing! I found mine one town over, who knew?!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What amazing hair.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion one shoe needs another for sure. They tie the knot?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion looks like a young Eddie Van HalenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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