@TheOnion I have an outbreak in my bathroom every time I eat at Chipotle. What's the big deal?
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@theonion: Pretty happy I eat fast food about three times a year.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we've had an outbreak of stupid in govt. For 7 yrs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have the right to decide whether or not to risk E. Coli. Thanks Chipolle for trampling on my Constitutional rights.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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