@TheOnion @adonnelly50 I used to be good looking
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@TheOnion and then I tanned myself into thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HBO plans mini-series dramatizing Paul Ryan's rise to power as#SpeakeroftheHouse Working Title is "Saving Ryan's Privates"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion young, maybe.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ryan may be young but he sure ain't beautiful, inside or out.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion definitely never be forgottenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Weren't we all,John?....weren't we all?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And when he touched Ryan's hand, he got the first real boehner he'd had in years.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I guess Boehner didn't get around to the, racist stupid drunk and lazy part.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion .......but look what the tanning bed and orange paint have done......sighThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why does the GOP believe that good looks are relevant in leadership? David Brooks made a similar comment to defend Marco Rubio.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion who's heThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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