Vicious, Feral House Republicans Run Loose Across D.C. Following Resignation Of Caretaker http://onion.com/20gikE5 pic.twitter.com/6REa6w0dKi
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@TheOnion I hear you can also verbalize rational thought to keep them away.
@TheOnion If you are cornered, throw teabags at them and hope for the best.
@TheOnion Vicious, feral AND mindless.
@TheOnion They can only be killed by destroying the brain or removing the head. (...As per Shaun of the Dead)
@TheOnion Send them all heavily sedated back to the insane asylum where they belong
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