“Until authorities are able to safely tranquilize and net them, we recommend all residents seek shelter indoors.”http://onion.com/1KL4car
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@TheOnion Swiftian. In that the satire is so darn close to the truth. Fitting the new leader arrives near Halloween. Be afraid, very afraid.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they've gotta speed upThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@justinamash Happy Halloween! LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What should I do if I see a republican near my house? -
@EthicalGameNews@TheOnion knock them out, strap them in a chair, and talk about socialization of gov't programs until they die -
@breakingcreech@TheOnion Where would I find a chair? -
@EthicalGameNews@TheOnion i would hope you have one in your house somewhere -
@breakingcreech@TheOnion Where can I get a house? -
@EthicalGameNews@TheOnion I think there's some on Craigslist? You know, a site on that web thing that lets you know about games -
@breakingcreech@TheOnion Who made this list? -
@EthicalGameNews@TheOnion Craig, I think. Maybe. Not sure tbh - 5 more replies
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@TheOnion Haven't they been running loose for decades now? -
@BoredBunnyBlues@TheOnion YES but with a black/white president for 7 years their racial slurs are about to explode once AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
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