@TheOnion masturbating will make you blind, satan is a saint and hitler was a hero of intercultural teambuilding.
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@TheOnion@tricky_DICK94 This includes circus peanutsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@FutureTiming "Brach's candy corn, and only Brach's, is now and always will be an AIDS-free harbinger of gentle autumnal turning." - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion @mirandahollyten Raise AwarenessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is the WHO going to announce this next? :sarcasm:Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not funny to people like me who lost a cousin and way too many good friends to this disease
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@TheOnion Well if he had said HIV instead of AIDS, that would make it more believable. One gets HIV first which may or may not leads to AIDSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This brutal war against candy corn must end!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ja ich bin richtig gut bei dirThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WTF is 'candy corn'?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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