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@TheOnion Then he sold us out... On recordThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @NoGOPNo but then I started crying in my beer.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ah, another miss spent youth, such a shame.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@CliffBarackman John Boehner is a good man in a mob run government.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Boehner retired, wants to spend more time with his tear ducts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And very, very orange.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's what years of continuous lying and deceitfulness will do to youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was a young Groot once, before the job got to me...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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