@TheOnion "Hundreds of Hindus arrested as thousands swarm house tented for pest control while waving signs "Past Lives Matter"
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@TheOnion Guess you could say he's got some serious personal tissues.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@micaeladea@ChadDea8 this is nickThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@KGoetterman Mumford would be in heaven!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@elaineeeeeey this is usThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Sick Man Slowly Becoming Enthroned In Used Tissues pic.twitter.com/1JVISRqnsQ" literally me right now
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@TheOnion (sorry in advance) "The Blown Throne"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I did not give them permission to use that picture of me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hate allergies !
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