@TheOnion Isn't it impossible for the "majority" of married people to sneak off after their spouse is asleep? At best you'd hit 50%, right?
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in their dreams!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I usually dope her before making my way to wife #2. For the others I just say I'm going to get some cigarettes at the store.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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