@TheOnion No shit, that's what ethanol does to people, and I love the feeling, unless it's a margarita.
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@TheOnion To alcohol! The cause of and Solution to all of life's problems. "Homer J. Simpson"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion , sounds legit. We already blame guns for murder.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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