@TheOnion @FeedTheBirdsNow .....SO NO HOT DOGS TODAY?!?!?!?!?! 




























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@ThePaleGiantess@TheOnion "It's priest. Have a little priest." "Is it really good?" "Sir it's hot dogs, at least."
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@TheOnion Tastes like chicken.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - the fact this guy was ever thinking of REALLY committing cannibalism makes me wonder!
lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carrieffisher soylent green?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carrieffisher At least it ain't Dog.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carrieffisher#WhatDoYouThink You mean there's actual fucking meat in a hot dog?! Who'd'a thunk it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carrieffisher Not a Sabrett but possible a Mrs. Lovett.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carrieffisher Oh...Sweet Jesus !!!
On another note : Carrie , vid of you w rapper guy from Comikaze is hilarious !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carrieffisher Some1 sent this 2 me on Facebook, & I'm wondering if it's true. ?! Also, how'd it get there? Who R we eating?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carrieffisher Soylent green is people.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carrieffisher shit happens
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@TheOnion@carrieffisher Drawing on my extensive education in evolution, weren't we all dancing fish at one time? "DNA?" "Here, Sarge!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carrieffisher ILL NEVER EAT AGAINThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carrieffisher cannibalism isn't a crime. they are arrested for the murder of their meal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carrieffisher I've heard that Linda Lovelace could devour a footlong.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carrieffisher but then the Tories in the UK convinced me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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