@TheOnion @HoosAGoodBoy
My fat wife doesn't ever try anymore. She just rolls right out of our bed and straight into her Rascal Scooter.
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@TeaPartyOne1@TheOnion I was thinking a Rascal Scooter would come in handy. -
@HoosAGoodBoy@TheOnion We just changed the suspension on the scooter so now it doesn't drag. Also added a cup holder for her Diet Coke.
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@TheOnion@JosephMcGann it must take them half a morning to get out of bed...The land up size.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Crazy! “
@TheOnion: Study: Ave American Requires 3 Attempts To Get Up From Seated Position http://onion.com/1LCOJNx pic.twitter.com/4XQVw8yg0c”
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@TheOnion wait... that guy is American?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@almurray But only one attempt to the standing unsupported position!pic.twitter.com/QrRq7ecQc1
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@TheOnion 3? Shit, maybe when I was 25.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We need to invent standing chairsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HA HA HA YES!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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