@TheOnion @_metafizik he's not trying to get on TV he wanted to pet trumps head puppy
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@TheOnion@_metafizik@realDonaldTrump got lucky sometimes the slow kid squeezes too hard...@JebBush
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@TheOnion Wanting to steal some of Trump's Manly Aura so he can join the Testosterone Club for Men!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@AlisonChenoweth@TheOnion Gold. Every word of it.
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@TheOnion@pppatticake FACE TIME that is about his only plan for AmericaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He's just trying to absorb some of that Trumpian auraThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Sara_Tonyn@TheOnion that's what I said too Sara
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@DocG8trgirl83@TheOnion That's hilarious! Still laughing!
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@TheOnion@tbuckley225 Maybe he's afraid@marcorubio will steal his water. :D :DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Makes me happy to be near@realDonaldTrump during debates. He's so much nicer than that Spanish kid on the other side of me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That's hilarious :D
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@TheOnion@_metafizik If any of them wins immigration to Canada from the US will soar.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@_metafizik Jeb is moving to the left says Trump...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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