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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Oct 2015

    Jeb Bush Inching Podium Closer To Center Of Stage During Commercial Breaks http://onion.com/1LYOFFS  #GOPDebatepic.twitter.com/Q7mdCmRHTb

    6:10 PM - 28 Oct 2015
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      2. PoopsAtWork‏ @cupfan27 28 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @_metafizik he's not trying to get on TV he wanted to pet trumps head puppy

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. PoopsAtWork‏ @cupfan27 28 Oct 2015
        Replying to @cupfan27

        @TheOnion @_metafizik @realDonaldTrump got lucky sometimes the slow kid squeezes too hard... @JebBush

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. George LexRex McNealy‏ @McnealyGeorge 28 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/xPfLEWzd0M

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      1. TrumpPence2020‏ @1Deplorable42 30 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion LOL!

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      1. carl semmes‏ @carlsemmes 28 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Wanting to steal some of Trump's Manly Aura so he can join the Testosterone Club for Men!

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      2. i know everything.‏ @das_got_it 28 Oct 2015
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        😂 RT @TheOnion: Jeb Bush Inching Podium Closer To Center Of Stage During Commercial Breaks http://onion.com/1LYOFFS pic.twitter.com/CdKHb1K9RV

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      2. Alison Chenoweth‏ @AlisonChenoweth 28 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @nickhazelrigg

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Nick Hazelrigg‏ @nickhazelrigg 28 Oct 2015
        Replying to @AlisonChenoweth

        @AlisonChenoweth @TheOnion Gold. Every word of it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Leonard Rivera‏ @LeonardJRivera 30 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Funny!

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      1. Arthur Smith‏ @Detcookieman74 28 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @pppatticake FACE TIME that is about his only plan for America

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      1. OtracecartO‏ @Lester_Normal 28 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion He's just trying to absorb some of that Trumpian aura

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      2. Sara Tonyn  🌊 I don't suffer fools gladly.‏ @Sara_Tonyn 21 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @DocG8trgirl83 LOL

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      3. Dr. Anxiety, MD, PharmD‏ @DocG8trgirl83 21 Dec 2015
        Replying to @Sara_Tonyn

        @Sara_Tonyn @TheOnion that's what I said too Sara 😂

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      4. Sara Tonyn  🌊 I don't suffer fools gladly.‏ @Sara_Tonyn 21 Dec 2015
        Replying to @DocG8trgirl83

        @DocG8trgirl83 @TheOnion That's hilarious! Still laughing!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. thepoliticalcat stands with Professor Blasey‏ @thepoliticalcat 21 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @tbuckley225 Maybe he's afraid @marcorubio will steal his water. :D :D

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      1. Is Jeb Bush Sad?‏ @IsJebSad 29 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Makes me happy to be near @realDonaldTrump during debates. He's so much nicer than that Spanish kid on the other side of me.

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      1. don’t BOO 👻 vote af eastofhawaii‏ @white64ss 29 Oct 2015
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        That's hilarious :D @TheOnion @boris3324

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      1. Lynn Mcnair‏ @lmca4942 28 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @_metafizik If any of them wins immigration to Canada from the US will soar.

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      1. june1970‏ @LarryGilbert47 28 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @_metafizik Jeb is moving to the left says Trump...

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