@TheOnion @rimawhtever the onion does not fuck around at all
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@steph_baskin ohmygOD
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@TheOnion He's 95% plastic -
@PLUTOAPLANET@TheOnion And 5% spray tan
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@TheOnion unfollow.#Trump2016Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ben carson next plzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@nelaknight@TheOnion You know the Onion is parody news site and all articles are meant for humor? -
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@nelaknight@TheOnion Very well. Cheers.
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@TheOnion Thanks for enabling me America!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lol THIS#Uber rider thinks he is the Donald Trump of#uber passengers https://youtu.be/RHsoEbd8aiA?t=11m53s …@realDonaldTrumpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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