@TheOnion Best heads-up: Often, landlords request a deposit equal to the first month’s rent. This is known as “asshole money.”
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@TheOnion And if it is in Brooklyn, bring that giant sack with $$$ signs on it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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