@TheOnion The other 27% have Husband's Boy toy
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@TheOnion I MADE THIS JOKE 18 MINUTES BEFORE YOU!!! FUCKBOYS!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion darn it, my closet is in that 27% dead zone.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In my youth, a young lady fed me grapes through the closet door for hours before I could make my escape.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Study: 73% Of Bedroom Closets Have Wife’s Boy Toy Crouched Naked Inside http://onion.com/1PSKvEC pic.twitter.com/kgSsQoBXHJ via
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@TheOnion that is hogwash.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i wish lol!!
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@theonion@alice_wynn May i borrow that boy toy later?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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