@TheOnion She should be thinking about shaving that moustache.
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@TheOnion HOW DO PEOPLE NOT GET THAT THIS IS A JOKEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion DONT DATE SINGLE MOMSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion she is only as material as society requires (if you have babies) otherwise this is not sickeningly materialisticThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's why they invented money, so they can get rid of the onions!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion a miserable person..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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