@TheOnion Why do bears have fur coats? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
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@TheOnion Bear-hunting will end only when bears gain the right to hunt back.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion his dog was attacked as well.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that was the entire point of the hunting season. Last year, 2 bears mauled peoples' faces off in Orlando. This year, a guy walkingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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What do I think? I think you fired your writers and hired some political hacks.
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