@TheOnion Remember when the Ohio river caught fire?
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@TheOnion I didn't realise this was the Onion at first. Sometimes your satire is too possible!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion best solution is to start again... Maybe build an island out of a reef?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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