@TheOnion Hemlock
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@TheOnion Simple and easy solution to this problem with executions. No pain, cheap and available everywhere. Pure Grain Alcohol. Effective.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BKrispinsky sounds silly to me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Drowning.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hemlock works well for ridding society of pesky gadflies.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love you reading my thoughts like that!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe we can come up with something that makes them hallucinate 10,000 years of continuous sex and their heart will give out!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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