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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Oct 2015

    Huckabee Forced To Attend Fundraiser With Head Stuck In Molasses Crock http://onion.com/1MbVDql pic.twitter.com/Y16gRdH9GZ

    10:00 AM - 25 Oct 2015
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    16 replies 213 retweets 420 likes
      1. Alfred rico‏ @Alfredrico1 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion it's an improvement.

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      1. Patrick Jones‏ @jasper_pirate 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion that's fake....

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      2. M.J. Majoros, Jr.‏ @majorosjr 25 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @marstu67 If this doesn't crack you up, nothing will.

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      3. margaret stuart md‏ @marstu67 25 Oct 2015
        Replying to @majorosjr

        @majorosjr @TheOnion Maybe a little too random.

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      4. M.J. Majoros, Jr.‏ @majorosjr 25 Oct 2015
        Replying to @marstu67

        @marstu67 @TheOnion Yeah .... But it's funny.

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      1. M.J. Majoros, Jr.‏ @majorosjr 26 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion I gotta get this out there again.

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      1. (((Mollie G.)))‏ @verysmallracoon 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @robjGoldberg

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      1. Janis Jones‏ @11papyrus11 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion A desperate voice from deep in the bucket: "Where is my pork chop on a stick? Is that what I'm holding? Somebody please help me!"

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      1. Sharon‏ @sharsheepdog 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion what is this about?

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      1. (Your Real Name)‏ @suicide_romance 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...........love this!!!

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      1. ESP K‏ @575haiku 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @intenseCA Thought it said, Huckabee caught with head stuck in Molasses crotch.

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      1. cjlamb‏ @16campaignbites 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @intenseCA This is his first fundraiser that he's actually raised funds

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      1. Ayn Rand Cultist‏ @RustyIronRat 25 Oct 2015
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        So no longer going to be funny for all, just one sided political jokes? PS Not GOP and he's an idiot. @TheOnion

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      1. Margie‏ @margiearkcity 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Did Kim Davis dump that crock on his head?

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      1. Darwin‏ @KindaSortaInATL 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion eminently more likable as presidential candidate

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      1. GARY KILLPACK‏ @JNE4KLPK 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion your spelling is terrible "head stuck in the crack-of-more-assess".

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