too real, not funny: @TheOnion: Depression, Strained Finances Combine Forces To Produce...Culinary Abomination http://onion.com/1QPT4OU #sob
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@TheOnion That's nothing. Yesterday I mashed quail eggs, sardines, and a chili-and-bracken mixture together. But yes, it was on crackers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Truly a masterpiece of the culinary arts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I rest my case on the need for art in those who are depressed. Pass the ketchup. No, not catsup! I want the REAL thing!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was gonna two! -
@CRETHEILL@TheOnion That's nice.
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