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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Oct 2015

    TLC Producer Wants List Of 100 Fucked-Up Families On Desk By End Of Day http://onion.com/1QPSzUP pic.twitter.com/L9KWZvhoSR

    10:00 AM - 24 Oct 2015
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      1. Who parked their car on my sandwich?!‏ @kitterkatkat 24 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion start with the Bushes

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      1. Zachary J. Bugay‏ @qtDassarin 24 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @j_sarcone looks like @TLC has something big brewing in the works

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      1. PC ♩ ♪ ♫‏ @_PaxCultura 26 Oct 2015
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        . @TheOnion @ArifCRafiq ....he's really fucked up...........i'd work for him.....

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      1. dana michael‏ @danamichael 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @joelmchale brilliant! Thank god @eonline digs deeper.

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      1. Jimmy Thehat‏ @Jimmythehat1 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @joelmchale him: what do you call your act? Family: ... THE ARISTOCRATS!!

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      1. Namoo‏ @4c2fc699b48145a 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @joelmchale well there is this f-uped family, but you'd have to steal them from the producers of E!

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      1. Teeeeeeege‏ @Cerpin47 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @TLC Or you could just stop being a channel. Or put Learning back in ur rotation. Ooor u could always jump off ur highrise balcony

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      2. Scott Strickland‏ @BigBear1973 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @joelmchale what's the use? The Kardashians already have a show #whydotheystillhaveashowtheydonothing

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      3. Teeeeeeege‏ @Cerpin47 25 Oct 2015
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        @BigBear1973 @joelmchale 'Mericuhhhhh, that's why! Get ready to be busy on the soup joel 😜

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      1. darryl mars‏ @DarrylMars 25 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Calling their freak shows "the Learning Channel" 1 of the great misnomers in the history of language

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      1.  🎸Wayne Harrison 🎸‏ @wayneh0813 24 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion They could start with everyone who already has a show on TLC.

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      1. Jesse Buckman‏ @Jessebuckman_ 24 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @xela5000 @lindseyebeth

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      1. joP‏ @jogopow 24 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion oh boy, new programming on the way...

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      1. The Wall Street Bull/Ghoul‏ @TheWallStBull 24 Oct 2015
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        Oh, @TheOnion. Never, never, never change, I beg of you.

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      1. JD‏ @JdKirkpatrick 24 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion You might find the most "fucked up families" quicker were you to go to the OC or Greenwich than the wheeled homes of the Ozarks

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 24 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion What are they looking for, Father in prison for life messed up, or goody two shoes family or homo or lesbo sister messed up.

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      1. AJ Singh‏ @Specific_Zod 24 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Gets massively offended to find his name break the top 10.

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