@TheOnion gonna buy one now
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@TheOnion Looks like a leather jack to me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Positive correlation, or negative??? -
@m0veablebeast@TheOnion Obviously positive. I mean look at him. He's a modern day Abraham. -
@THE_TERRORIZER@TheOnion I thought he was merely compensating
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@TheOnion Or wearing your baseball cap backwards. Testosterone coursing through body pushes it around.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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