@TheOnion The suit gave her pimples on her butt. Scratch scratch scratch...
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@TheOnion c'mon, where's the hot guy in the window?? Not everyone is a straight male or lesbian.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Whores in certain districts do that on a regular basis. What is the big deal? The Onion is full of crap.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That was hilarious. Emily is a hero, indeed. God bless her and the service she's done for this country.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion aap b लिए 7 के के लिए X;SDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How much did you pay your employee to pose for this shot, just to come up with this lousy caption!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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