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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Oct 2015

    Benghazi Committee Instructs Clinton To Limit Answers To ‘I Failed The American People’ http://www.theonion.com/r/51708tsd pic.twitter.com/WFDFYoMGc2

    12:09 PM - 22 Oct 2015
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “In order to ensure we get what we need, it’s vital that you repeatedly own up to your criminal lapse in judgment." http://www.theonion.com/r/51708tsd 

        8 replies 83 retweets 161 likes
      3. Adolfo‏ @adolfor28 22 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion After this, no PAC in the world can bring her down! These hearings are the best shot in the arm she needed.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. I'm Revan Athame, yes that's my name‏ @RevanAthame 22 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @AWorldOutOfMind Yep. Instead of "You know damn well the GOP cut the funding for US embassy security which allowed this to happen"

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      1. マイク‏ @MStarzky 22 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion nobody apologies for Bush yet they pull this shit all the time. Republican fools.

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      1. David Harris‏ @102wordsaday 22 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion That would require her telling the truth. I think she might melt if she tried.

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      1. Lucky 7‏ @LuckySevin 22 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion in defense of Grandma. So loyal...

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      1. GRIFFIN LALO LOPEZ‏ @MAXIMUSCESAR2 22 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion she´s eating, chewing and cleaning them out in front of the whole world not only America. Superb!

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      1. JM Cornwell‏ @JMCornwell1 22 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion If only that were true. Those words should be Hillary's plea. She has always failed the American people.

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      2. longhairedboy‏ @oxysmoros 22 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @PatrickBellS I think @TheOnion is satire, but they are so dangerously close to reality so often that I just don't know anymore.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. KaiserSnowse‏ @KaiserSnowse 22 Oct 2015
        Replying to @oxysmoros

        @oxysmoros @PatrickBellS @TheOnion Satire is truth.

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      4. longhairedboy‏ @oxysmoros 22 Oct 2015
        Replying to @KaiserSnowse

        @KaiserSnowse @PatrickBellS @TheOnion top five news sources by accuracy: The Daily Show, The Onion, CNN, my son's Facebook, Fox News.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Edward Palumbo‏ @EdwardPalumbo1 23 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Somebody needs to get her to tell the truth about the arming of ISIS & by the US in Libya,

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      1. Lorenzo3000‏ @LorenzoGoode 23 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion 11 hours and they didn't get shit done. I feel like they wasted time out of my Life smh

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      1. blind basser‏ @blindbasser 22 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion the truth escapes the lips of this woman!

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      1. Patty Smith‏ @pattysmith704 22 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion I have faith that Obama will make sure she is never elected. Then I might believe he really wants what's best for this country,

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      1. MikeSchulte‏ @Showdy23 22 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Because HRC could never be wrong in the Onion's eyes (bau).

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