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@joygraceho@TheOnion@sophiagjan us in the future -
@bksparks23@TheOnion@sophiagjan pshhh its us now :\\
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@DSimpson88@TheOnion Hey now! I resemble that comment.
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@TheOnion@mreigstad1 how about this? this one got me this morning -
@aleccgweenie this is strong. 'Some unbelievably hot snacks' is a solid phrase -
@mreigstad1 'heck, last week I even had snacks in the tub. It's been incredible.' I'm definitely closing all my personal statements w that
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@TheOnion Good for him.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Doritos a GOOD snack. That's scary
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@TheOnion In fact, best tweet of the year in general.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If he's eating Doritos instead of Lays regular chips then he hasn't learned much and is snacking like someone half his age.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Best Onion tweet of the year.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You might as well work in a public school unarmed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he had done ok, then retreated. Good on him.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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