Subway To Begin Measuring Foot-Long Sandwiches http://onion.com/1KqJhsY #AmericanVoicespic.twitter.com/PMSJfc0Ytj
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@TheOnion "We always thought they were way bigger than 12-inches." - Ivana, Marla, and Melania Trump.
@TheOnion not everyone can make a Footlong Disappear -
I have exclaimed for ears & Years
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