“So I’ve been dieting all this time?” http://onion.com/1KqJhsY #AmericanVoices
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@TheOnion it's not the size that counts!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I never thought we would become so picky as to question whether a FOOT long is really 12 inches.#SizeQueenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Men have added a few inches onto everything from the beginning of time. Human Nature, not criminal behavior.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So they looking to charge extra for that extra decimeter.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion probably should measure 6 foot party guyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes the bread may now be 12 inches long, but what is between the buns is only 10 inches. Minor math problem with that situation.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you use the guy on the left for everythingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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