RT @DanaSawchuk -us with our night classes! Yet they survive w/out us! @TheOnion Report: Mom’s Got Her Thing Tonighthttp://onion.com/1QPWIIy
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@LindaQuirke@TheOnion Yes no kidding -- that is completely my life!
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@TheOnion She's off to her "How to Find a Better Life Without My Social-Media-Obsessed Family Who Do F***-all Around The House" Class.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion She's a drunk.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Damn, I thought it said mom had her thong tonight.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's not the kind of money I was ever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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