@TheOnion I have 100% confidence that this will obliterate any cancer.
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@TheOnion that's rich. But oddly makes sense.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is the next American thing since freedom?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is one occasion when together with the warmongers we can demand for more nuclear proliferationThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hope this 'cure' comes in pinkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how'd they know?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What will we think of next?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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