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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Oct 2015

    State’s Abortion Waiting Period Allows Women To Explore Alternatives To Making Their Own Decisionshttp://onion.com/1M5tO98 

    9:52 AM - 20 Oct 2015
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      2. bossbitch‏ @brokencongress 20 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this is why I love the onion. We woman can't be trusted to make our own decisions. It's unamerican.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Jake Harvey‏ @jwestonharvey 20 Oct 2015
        Replying to @brokencongress

        @brokencongress @theonion Civil War allows Southerners To Explore Alternatives To Making Their Own Decisions

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Lauren Baccus‏ @baccuslauren 20 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion What? You don't think a woman has already agonized over this? More control over a woman's RIGHT for an abortion. Harassment. Boooo

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. D‏ @DaveT1983 20 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Abortion is the new form of contraception for women.

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      3. Lauren Baccus‏ @baccuslauren 20 Oct 2015
        Replying to @DaveT1983

        @DaveT1983 @TheOnion no contraception is contraception. Abortion is when you don't have access to free contraception. Her body, her choice.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Lauren Baccus‏ @baccuslauren 20 Oct 2015
        Replying to @Jorge13Ruiz

        @Jorge13Ruiz @TheOnion And what about the 18 years before college? Who helps with that since you want to cut funding for the poor? Stupid.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Lauren Baccus‏ @baccuslauren 20 Oct 2015
        Replying to @Jorge13Ruiz

        @Jorge13Ruiz @TheOnion If you consider having an opinion a "big mouth," then I guess you have one too. Try to have a civil debate please....

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      6. Lauren Baccus‏ @baccuslauren 20 Oct 2015
        Replying to @Jorge13Ruiz

        @Jorge13Ruiz @TheOnion @CNN I love the name calling. You just lost...masterdebater

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      1. diane laughlin‏ @DianeLaughlin2 20 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion LOL in a sad way. Headline underscores the paradox of being an woman in the US.

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      1. 2sp00ky BIG DADDY DRACULA  🧛🏻‍♂️‏ @2sp00kE 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion perfect

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      1. Timothra‏ @TimRandosaurus 20 Oct 2015
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        Timothra Retweeted Timothra

        @TheOnion works for women's health articles too;https://twitter.com/timrandosaurus/status/638143987740573696 …

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        Timothra @TimRandosaurus
        1. Read any @TheOnion article about guns on Twitter 2. Read earnestly held opinions & comments related to satirical article 3. Despair
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      1. Ryan Donohue‏ @DigitalRyan 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion this logic would also apply to mandatory gun purchase waiting periods...

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      1. Lauren Baccus‏ @baccuslauren 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Total bs. Another way to control women.Let's have men wait a month to think about viagra before we give it to them.

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