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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Oct 2015

    Big, Sloppy Chicken Parm Hovers Alluringly Above Nation http://onion.com/1M5pEy0 pic.twitter.com/6eGnWRyzgI

    9:28 AM - 20 Oct 2015
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    26 replies 412 retweets 676 likes
      1. name: James‏ @JamesMDavies 20 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Peyton Manning singing the Nationwide jingle: ''Chicken Parm please spare our world.''

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      1. Rollo Dimes‏ @Rollo_Dimes 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion ...you taste so good.

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      2. Thomas Lovejoy‏ @ThomasLovejoy 20 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @LydiaParker123

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      3. Lydia Parker‏ @LydiaParker123 20 Oct 2015
        Replying to @ThomasLovejoy

        @ThomasLovejoy @TheOnion chicken parm you taste so good...?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. stephen mills‏ @jogginsboy 20 Oct 2015
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        .@TheOnion @ChristophLoewen Independence Day 3: eat it Will Smith

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      1. Niklas Ehlin‏ @niklas218 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @ratrexler

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      1. Felix Adamo‏ @tbcpix 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @jkotowskibako Your complaint against Union Station's Chicken Parm is being addressed.

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      1. Kevin Mathews‏ @KevinMathews9 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @swissly_ "chicken parm you taste so good" - Peyton Manning

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      1. Denise O'Beirne‏ @OBeirnekids 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @Stevenmandel Did you do this?

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      1.  🎃David Ghost Dicks 🎃‏ @ALL_CAPS 20 Oct 2015
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        RT @TheOnion: Big, Sloppy Chicken Parm Hovers Alluringly Above Nation http://onion.com/1M5pEy0 pic.twitter.com/fdsNXoQZ08

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      1. Shane McMichael‏ @Shane_Train 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Peyton Manning just came.

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      2. Billy Sullivan‏ @billysullivan88 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @AJDiGregorio

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      1. Bill Lau‏ @IncrediBillLau 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm on my way to save the day. I'll be the "hero" today!

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      1. Andrew Voerg‏ @voerga 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion you aren't even trying anymore

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      1. Joel Kelly‏ @JoelKellyDesign 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/zorM9xS6Ti

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      1. klywilen‏ @klywilen 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion I suspect that this picture has been photoshopped.

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      1. jms‏ @springer1233 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion better send for Peyton manning😃

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      1. John Orrell‏ @bigjohnnyO 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion damn you @Nationwide

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      1. B-RAD‏ @bcraaum 20 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Somewhere Peyton Manning is singing softly "Chicken Parm It Hovers Good"

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