@TheOnion this as fake af lol the guy has a razor flip phone
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@TheOnion asked - or begged?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's like you can hear the scratching noises his gerbil is making right through the computer.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion need to find the wizard of ozThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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