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@ironcupcake@TheOnion lets carve it On the fence around the White House as a symbol of howour relationship is stronger than our government -
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@TheOnion That carving thing may be true, but get a tattoo and kiss your relationship goodbye.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This explains the divorce rate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Named after ‘verde’, which means green in Spanish, Vista Verde showcases lush green landscapinghttp://goo.gl/3qndOqThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hahahahaha! Headed for the nearest wall. Now!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...well beyond statute of limitations for defacement of public propertyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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