@TheOnion Kim Kardashian: Her strategy of taking $1 per month from each stupid person in the US has paid off handsomely.
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@TheOnion I actually gave@BillGates that financial advise recently the market in a state of dynamic equilibrium I thought it was imperativeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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And all have their money in the Cayman Islands.
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@TheOnion Kevin's mom and dad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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